Retardins

You find them everywhere, but unlike other classes, noob paladins are easy to spot right away.

• They often have the title: Jenkins
• Guildless or in a guild with a very immature name
• On the horde side, it's usually the male characters with blonde short hair
  
• They do not buff you, and if they do they give everybody BoM
• They do not speak a word if you tell or ask them something
• Rarely attack mobs, they prefer looking at people doing the job
• Need roll on all the gear because of the OS they'll never use
• Few of them know what Divine Storm is, or any special attack for that matter

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